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uh..... Hey I'm Eliza.
I was just about to eat my sandwich.
Oh...you're staying huh?
Well, anyway I draw funny stuff.
Maybe just go sign up for my newsletter at the bottom
of this very impressive website!
Or look at the awesome childrens illustrations below...
so I can go back to eating my sandwich.
Oh, you're still here?
Yay, I love people watching me eat my favorite sandwich.
So how did you like the most delightful, breath-taking
Children's Book Illustration?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE!?
The art right above me!!!
Since, you insist on hanging out, there is an inspiring
Comic Book below that I'm sure you will enjoy more than being an apparent sandwich-ologist.
Oh come on!
Listen...do I interrupt your important sandwich eating time?
What? I did not steal YOUR sandwich!!
Sigh...if you are this bored to make krazy accusations,
then just click below to see some of my recent BOOKS
that you can purchase to take your mind off sandwiches.
Listen, this is definitely not your sandwich!
If you are this obsessed with me,
(and definitely not my sandwich)
then you might as well just sign up for my Newsletter.
AND I'll even throw in a printable worth $748.99 for FREE!
Anyway read my ABOUT page if you want to
hear more about how brilliant I am,
and how I'm definitely NOT a sandwich thief.
As I only eat healthy Vegetable Sandwiches,
never just a brownie someone cut out to fit on a sandwich...
hahaha NEVER EVER.
(Contact me here if you have found my Brownie Sandwich!!!!)
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