and I was just about to eat my sandwich.
Anyway uh... I draw funny things.
Maybe just go sign up for my fancy newsletter below...
so I can go back to eating my sandwich.
uh.. Hey I'm Eliza...
You're still here?....
Yay, I love people watching me eat my favorite sandwich.
How about you go check out some of the most delightful
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE!?
The art right above me!
Clicky click to see more, and prepare to be breathless...
but not because you have a mouthful of yummy sandwich.
Oh come on!
do I interrupt your important sandwich eating time?
What? I did not steal YOUR sandwich!!
Sigh...if you are this bored to make krazy accusations,
then just click to read more of my awesome comic above!
Listen, this is definitely not your sandwich!
The least you can do for wasting my precious Artist time,
(and tossing around false accusations)
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Now let's not do anything hasty like call the sandwich police...
Anyway read my FAQ if you want to hear more about how brilliant I am,
and how I'm definitely not a sandwich thief.
As I only eat healthy Vegetable Sandwiches,
never just a brownie someone cut out to fit on a sandwich...
hahaha NEVER EVER.
(Contact me here if you have found my Brownie Sandwich!!!!)